Students took part in a nationwide protest against the government reform of public universities. So the juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully. She says that she would never have a dead body in the trunk, and tells the cop to go and check. This took everyone by surprise. Try to sell him your car. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them.
I feel guilty of committing a crime even tho I haven't done anything wrong!! That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum. Finally, the penny dropped, Prawo Jardy is not a Hungarian name, but the Polish words for Driving Licence. Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. A police car was at the intersection where it happened and he tried to stop her to put out her arm, but she just kept running and screaming. This guy came home and found his wife in bed with somebody else and shot them both. Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, 'Stop? After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.
He'll be in a good mood when he gets back. Wife: No, only when he's drunk. The group apparently used the pads to slide down the ski slope and Hubal crashed into a tower. He wants to transfer to a K-9 unit because he thinks he'd look good in a collar. Neurosurgeon, Doctor Johnny Delashaw, at the University Hospital in Portland said the arrow went through 8 to 10 inches of brain with the tip protruding at the rear of his skull, yet somehow managed to miss all major blood vessels.
They succeeded only in drawing attention to themselves. Highway Patrol A man purchased a new Mercedes to celebrate his wife leaving him and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. Just one, but he is never around when you need him. Man: I can't do that. He looked into his rear view mirror and saw red, white and blue lights flashing and heard a police siren; the Policeman pulled him over, got out of his Patrol Car, and arrested the driver for having an illegal Firearm.
The trooper observed him and went over to the patrol car, opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing. Chew on the pen, nervously. When you are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing. I didn't know about a broken tail light! Shortly after retiring, a knock was heard on the door of the farmhouse. Man gives his wife a dirty look.
His fall was abruptly halted and broken, along with his arm by a large branch that snagged him by his shorts. Your Manners and Be Quiet went to the police station for help. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. Pernicky, who was 100 pounds heavier than Mr. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. Officer2: Thank you sir, one of my officers told me you didn't have a licence, stole this car, raped and murdered the owner.
Your Manners waited outside and Be Quiet went inside. He was still unconscious when the police arrived. Those poor cops, they put themselves in the line of fire to protect and serve us — yet we make jokes about them. A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic. Officer2: Is this your car, ma'am? He does and there is nothing there. I could never shoot my wife!.
The fire chief then volunteered to exchange with the police chief. He said he'd stripped after the job because he figured his clothes would make him identifiable. The cop talks to her and she says she has a dead man in the trunk. The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up his patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test. Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? The rancher throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs.