During a night out he texted me asking, 'You keen for a big one? The aim here is to cut out the lame stuff leaving you with just the best of the best. Let me know in the comments section below. B: Nice autocorrect fail again 34. Did you proofread the last sentence? Disgusting: A son asks his father which porn website he is pedaling a video of his mother on so he can avoid it One father made a grave error when he wrote: 'Hey sexy! Kobe you Mallory: Miss you A: Kobe you Mallory: Kobe? Guess it depends on the guy. Go finger the girl A: No, go finger the girl! However, as these hilarious exchanges posted on reveal, the outcome perhaps wasn't as bad as the situation these people found themselves in.
Esme: you wanna go babdos? Until that last message I had absolutely no idea what that first message said. Getting a text that was meant for someone else is funny enough, but these people took it to a new level of hilarity with their responses. He is usually my most recent text, so without thinking I clicked my first inbox and sent, 'The next planet on my tour of this galaxy is Uranus. A: So I was tight then? Happy Birthday to dead husband! The response was awesome and the response to the response was awesome. Nothing more to say here.
Auto correct… Tell us what you think! There are … just no words. When his wife responds, he makes up an excuse - but she is quick to tell him that she will be changing the locks. After he left, I texted him to let him know how hot it was, but to also tell him how furious my neat freak mom would be if she ever found out only adding to the hotness. I didn't know what this was at first, so there was a huge exchange of memes, playful banter, and we both discovered we had a lot in common and it actually turned into a friendship. What is your all time worst auto-correct disaster or are you more of a straight ahead typo sort of person? Compare the best autocorrect failures of and! Since coming to iPhone in 2012 autocorrect got much smarter, but unique textingsÂ are still hilarious. I don't think the awkward tension between us the next day was the good-bye he had in mind.
The recipients of the messages in our list didn't get scared of the stranger danger, and instead of just typing back 'sorry wrong number,' they have gone along with the funny wrong number texts received. Not only was it extremely awkward the next time I saw her, but she also made me scrub down the entire kitchen as she watched, making sure I hit every last spot. Bad dialog after the first date Girl: Thank you again for an amazing first date Boy: Any time. Surprise dinner from mom Mom: Are you hungry? In one exchange a cheating girlfriend tries to blame autocorrect for mistakenly calling her boyfriend by another man's name - before she unwittingly admits the deception to her trusting partner. Can you imagine what your father would say if you accidentally texted him that you were planning on losing your virginity that night? However, my subconscious got the best of me and I accidentally sent the text to my mom instead. My dad had just said, 'Be sure to get out of work early so we can all be there on time to say good-bye to Nonna. Just a piece of helpful advice from me to you, free of charge.
I had recently been hooking up with two different guys, so I figured I might as well try my luck with both of them. First date we went to dinner and then I killed her in the woods outside her house and left Boy 1: Killing her seems a bit harsh. You and Dan are into some kinky stuff. Sounds like it could be a great time. You texted that to me. Truly disgusting: A stepfather that agrees to have sex with you because you sent them a text that was meant for your boyfriend certainly raises some questions And two unfortunate texters manage to lose their jobs by sending messages to their bosses rather than their friends.
Thankfully he was cool about it, but I was the laughing stock of the office for a week. Canon… canine… cordon Mom: Canon… canine… cordon… crib… 23. Not only did I sound completely full of myself, I also made it clear that my mind goes straight to the gutter. I wrote pringles and it autocorrected to pregnant Boy: I almost had a heart attack! About an acquaintance A: In the 8th grade my best friend was a girl just like you with redbreasts A: oh!!! The best funny text messages are always the text messages meant to be completely normal but wind up being something much different thanks to the often cursed auto-correct. One day, he asked me. So I was tight then? I am gollum Aren: I am not mom. I'm your text door neighbor.
It was the worst autocorrect of my life. . Regardless of how they got the texts, these wrongful recipients came up with brilliant responses to these wrong number texts, and you can check them all out below. I meant porkkk shaved pork. Can you bring home human beef? The worst occasions are when we don't even realise that we've made the mistake until the recipient brings it to our attention. The texts, which were posted in an online, show how some of the senders tried desperately to wriggle out of their lie before finally being made to admit their transgression. Finishing Sex with the husband.
Kids are still at school. You might want to get a hotel and a good lawyer. I try not A: I try not to poke beats B: bears? While watching Dexter with my husband a few months back, a friend messaged me to chat. I'm here in bed for you. Tiffany: But Saturday night could be flogger by different A: Flogger? As does sending a message to your other half - only for it to find its way to the person you're having an affair with. I hope you shaved pussy. Can you trim my moist acne Matt: Can you trim my moist acne B:??? Even better, how bored do you have to be to feel like organizing your book bag? These cheating men and women were all exposed when they sent messages revealing their infidelity to the wrong person - including their unsuspecting partners.
I have an exam in 30. Let yourself in the front door and let's get down! I could have been rude, ignored her, told her to leave me alone, but I had fun with it, and she had a sense of humor about it too, and I'm glad she texted me! Why not just split the difference and get her a horny man ornament. I rest all weekend A: I rest all weekend and may as well milk myseld Kill! I mean that is a crazy autocorrect! Accidentally texting your date rather than their friend is also a common theme. I had forgotten that my last text had been to my boss, not my boyfriend, and I sent the joke to him instead! All it takes is a slip of the sender's hand while typing a friend's number, a drunk bar hopper giving accidental digits to a random person or somebody is just messing around and text strangers for fun. I am so terribly excited! Needless to say, I ended up very lonely that night. Break her finger Q: How did Emily break her finger? Try not to picture it.