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The Thirty Funniest Children's Jokes Ever

funniest long jokes of all time

Second boy: My brother was named Andrew because he was born on St. I no longer have to grow them in my closet under my weed lamp. Politely she declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. Frank you for being my friend! Share them at your own risk. Because he saw the salad dressing.

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Jokes

funniest long jokes of all time

He was happy when he saw a small restaurant coming up on his right. Our library is the tallest building in the world. He sent in 10 different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. . Usually she slept through the class. A: Because he was on a roll.

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The Thirty Funniest Children's Jokes Ever

funniest long jokes of all time

So I bought 100 copies of Goldfinger. Little Johnny: No Mrs, I just thought that maybe you are lonely being the only one standing. I hardly ever visit Syria. We have listed the entire Top 50 one-liners below, but for quickfire comedians in a hurry here are the top three: 3. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. President, he is all knowing and in touch with God. Ben down and lick my boots! I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt.


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Best sex jokes ever

funniest long jokes of all time

He thought he did his country a good service. Make me one with everything. I backed a horse last week at ten to one. Madam foot got caught in the door! But when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it. The worst part is, that they are about to kicked out of the house and they will be left on the streets without a roof over their heads! A woman comes home late in the night and goes quietly in the bedroom.

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Long Jokes

funniest long jokes of all time

The man is cuffed quickly and taken towards a car. In fact, you delivered a few posts worth of them. A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. You can't dip a fireman into your boiled egg. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them.

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127 Really Funny Corny Jokes

funniest long jokes of all time

So we stopped playing chess. Harry up and answer the door! And you will be pleased to know that they're all free from those annoying pop-up adverts that we all hate so much! Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal. We give you a badge of honor for reading… you almost finished reading this page… 118 Why did the smartphone need glasses? Then please check out more funny. Don't have to be so dignified. What do you call a three-legged donkey? Some asshole talking to a knock knock joke.

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127 Really Funny Corny Jokes

funniest long jokes of all time

The next day she finds him in bed with a redhead. She was wearing massive gloves. Some of the jokes are long, some are short, and two feature bears for some reason, but are they really the funniest jokes in the world? The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen! Sounds like your coming down with a cold 28. Other jokes to make the top 20 include a string of brilliant one-liners - and digs at wives, husbands, blondes and foreigners. Cereal pleasure to meet you. Everyone loves telling the one joke that gets the whole room laughing, but its a hard task.

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The Thirty Funniest Children's Jokes Ever

funniest long jokes of all time

President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him. I could talk about classic card games all day. Where can you learn how to make ice cream? A woman comes home late at night and goes quietly in the bedroom. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. The fact is that it is actually one of the funniest jokes you can come across.

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