The Norwegian chose the guillotine, because he saw it as the latest fashion. After he was finished, he was eaten and his skin was used to make a canoe. The man then asked for another drink in exchange for something even more amazing. The French woman came in first, the English woman second. I slept with your accurate, your best friend, her tease friend, and your web.
The guide on the bus asked if anyone on the bus could tell the rest a joke, whereupon a Norwegian got up and said that he could tell a Swedish joke. Vill yew grant me vun vish? Submitted by floundering1001 Lena was getting tired of drying clothes, after scrubbing them in the Knife River, by holding them in the wind. He never did any of dat stuff. I searched da whole house, but dare vas no one dare. She looked Ole in the eyes and said. The first day he managed to paint 2 kilometers, and his boss was very pleased. I vas hurting, real bad and didn't vant to move.
Lars went through first and then Ole. Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice quavering, ordered two shots of whiskey, then told everybody about his supernatural experience. What is wrong with you two? Suddenly it occurs to Ole that he doesn't remember the name of the dearly departed. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float back to the house; it kept floating away from the house, then back towards the house. But I sold the piano and bought a clarinet. So the Swedes can go window shopping! My uncle told her that most of the people there only spoke Norwegian and when they say to her sp Goot Yule, that means Merry Christmas and you should smile at them and say sp? Again the car crept slowly forward and the guy was terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and running. Ice hung from the caverns of hell, frost was everywhere.
You're throwing the five bill and the ten dollar bill down into the hole of the outhouse! Ole picks first and his duck has the number 5 on the bottom. Why would you give her a clarinet instead of a piano? No Ole, your right eye! The boss noticed and asked where he had been. Around noon he saw Lena coming carrying a basket. The genie clapped his hands with a deafening sound, and immediately Lake Superior turned into Schmidt beer and just as quickly the genie vanished. I'm a good friend of yur master. As he was listening to the radio the music was suddenly interrupted by a warning message which said that there was a car driving the wrong way on the highway. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.
The frog is a ventriloquist. Ven she got home and gave Ole his smokes, she asked him, Ole, you alvays tell me not to run up da tab at da store. The German man opened up his lunch pail and bemoaned that he had bratwurst for lunch. This time he comes back pretty messed up, he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Keep it clean, keep it Minnesotan, please.
Dis is vare I draw da line. Ole was really happy about winning, he talked about it all night. The office is just down the street. The Frenchwoman came in first, the Englishwoman second. Poor Dog Ole came home one evening and shot his dog. He told the bartender that he didn't have any money.
First they asked the Norwegian. Dis year I vant ta go ta someplace cheaper so I can bring her vith me, by golly! After years and years of farming, he decided to put the farm up for sale. Did you ever hear about the Swede who went ice-fishing. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. After a while Ole's eyes flickered open and he sniffed the air and muttered Lefsa oh Lefsa. Then he reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes.
They fire and a duck them drops. One day she told Ole she had enough and to go to Two Harbors and buy her a dryer. The boss noticed and asked where he had been. I'm a good friend of your master. Can ya help me out? Contributed by: Lovers Sven came home to his apartment one night, all Upset.
Sven goes to the edge of the ice and he sees Ole pulling and pulling on the starting rope. Lars was the last one to have his name drawn, he won a toilet brush. . The next day the devil again passed by and there were Ole and Sven with their winter coats still on! If she was successful, she would take the train back to the farm, then she and Ole would go to town with the truck to pick up their newly purchased bull. Even more impressed, the bartender gave the man a second drink. The Norwegian women crossed the finish line first.