Cute one liner texts. 130+ [REALLY] Cute Good Morning Text Messages for Her! (Jan. 2019) 2019-01-31

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One Line Sms, jokes, flirt message, wishes, greetings, facebook status

cute one liner texts

If you hope to get steamy with the guy, then I highly recommend the Language of Desire course. It will make her feel special, loved and cared for. You get it from your kids. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. That, my dear, is the singular purpose of my life. No, I am not talking about the song. I may be mistaken, but I think I love you and you love me.

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One Line Love Quotes for Him & Her

cute one liner texts

Join The Army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. Still, I want to help you out. And how do you know when someone is flirting with you? Cum over and watch me. But most of all, thank you for marrying me and for loving me for the person I am. Here are 27 adorable one-line texts for your boyfriend… 1. If you love to get one line messages and you want to send it to your friends so it is good idea.

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25 One

cute one liner texts

I thank God for blessing me with your love. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? All the winners are from Earth. Only in hindsight will we be able to see the beauty of our relationship and the journey of our love. Of course we have our favorites as well! The wisest decision I made in my life is choosing you, I have made the right choice. The feeling of being control in is exhilarating! A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. Of all the things I have in my life, you are the one thing that makes me feel fortunate.

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Flirty Pick Up Lines

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Our record is a mile long which means your tips is going to be put to fine use. It will be a good day simply because I started it with you. If the number 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still number 2? I can seize this world with my single hand as long as my other hand is holding yours. Today is the special day for us to celebrate our love, affection, care and warmth. I can trade my life for you, if needed. You have glorious morning, and I love you.


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150 Funny Flirty One Liners

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I will not give even a bit of you to anyone. Because you just took my breath away. Sex is not the answer. Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others. This way our love will become immortal even when we are no more in this world. To say that we will be together until death is a waste. If you are even remotely interested, feel free to send me an email.

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25 One

cute one liner texts

That's why I love you, Coz you are the best husband of the world! It was going great until the darkness wind off and stars disappear. It's a much better deal, isn't it? The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. Your lips are like a drug to me. All the treasures and luxuries in the world would mean nothing without you being there. That is why I kiss you every morning because I am so happy to have you. The love that you have for me, has transformed my black and white life into something so beautiful and colorful. Your gene pool could use a little chlorine.


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150 Funny Flirty One Liners

cute one liner texts

Hugging my pillow, I think of you and spending my every night. I know I can always count on you. It was love at first sight. You are the most beautiful woman I have ever met in my life. Lets go buy some new toys today and experiment. Crowded elevators smell different to midgets. If taken by the guy in the proper context, these lines can lead to future dates and happier times ahead.


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25 One

cute one liner texts

You have repainted my life with colors that were previously unknown to me! I merely wanted to thank you one more time for the amazing web site you have produced here. A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Archeologist: someone whose carreer lies in ruins. True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. Calling the police would be a good option.

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