I think I'm having a midlife crisis, maybe. Very unfortunate that he chose this salacious content. What is wrong with you? Emily Weaver: We got married so young, Cal. Jess, thanks for coming by. But I'm mad at myself too. My schwantz is in your face.
Because maybe I'll just say it. The following paragraphs will contain slight spoilers, since several of the plot devices are worth noting to any potential viewers. McCloud was a show in the '70s that. And I'd like her to settle for you. You cover me with a blanket, kiss me on the cheek, nothing happens.
You might actually have to answer some personal questions about yourself. Yeah, I mean, they fight with everything they have to keep their eyes open. After, my dad started teasing me about my first date, the way dads do. And I've been to Maine, so that's a sixth state. You haven't really been around. Maybe your husband should tell you.
It's been a really hard year. But I think we can all agree. And this book is just about a bunch of assholes who fell in love, like assholes, then had to die, like assholes. I'm having trouble understanding what's going on right now. That would take the rest of our lives to tell you what I learned. That's not a bad plan.
It's okay, I'm not worried. Robbie Weaver: Just for the record, I think about you while I do it. I know this really great little sushi place. So I'll talk to you soon. You just have different clothes.
That's forward of you, but okay. And, you know, Dad, he couldn't really handle my mother. I had no intention of falling for a married woman. Kate: Oh, no thank you. And I don't know if it's gonna work out.
That's why we had to get married so young. You know, a quarter per curse word. I still love you, Jessica. Amy, can I buy you a drink? How do you know my dad? I would not recommend it to anyone. That is very nice of you to say.
Ladies and gentlemen, Robbie Weaver. Emily Weaver: Wha…what did Google say? I loved you ever since you first changed my sister's diaper. And I know you're 17, and I know I just turned 13. Lots of young women in and out of his apartment. It all sounded so good to me.
So could we go just straight to the sex. And I promise you this too, Cal. I am eating a caramel apple. I mean the movie is amazing. I love you so much. Now Cal, Mr Husband, has to navigate the single scene with a little help from his professional bachelor friend Jacob Palmer Ryan Gosling. So call me if you need anything.
Because you fight for your soul mates. You want something, you take it. Do I really want any part of this? Jacob Palmer: Cal, you got a kind face. But I can't take my eyes off of you. Were you able to do that in your scene with Ryan? Yeah, oh they were so great about it.